So the lead into the Chorus is a bit off, bite me. 

Am                       E 
How many people rise and say 
             F                               G                Am 
My brains so awfully glad to be here for yet another mindless day 
                                         E 
Now I've got all morning to obsessively accrue 
        F                                          G            Am 
A small nation of meaningful objects they've gotta represent me too 
                       E       F 
By this afternoon Ill live in debt 
                G              Am 
And by tomorrow be replaced by children 

How many people rise and think 
Oh good the stranger's body's still here 
Our arrangement hasn't changed 
Now I've got a lifetime to consider all the ways 
I grow more disappointing to you as my beauty warps and fades 
I suspect you feel the same 
When I was young I dreamt of a passionate obligation to a roommate 

   (C)      (Am)             (C)        (F) 
Is this the part where I get all I ever wanted 
         (Am) 
Who said that? 
             (G)      Am  F 
Can I get my money back? 

                  C            G Am      F 
I'm just a little bored in the USA 
                 C            G Am       F 
Oh just a little bored in the USA 
Save me white Jesus 
C            G Am 
Bored in the USA 

E                       F 
They gave me useless education 
                C                   G 
And a sub-prime loan on a craftsman home 
                      Am 
Keep my prescriptions filled 
                    F                      Am  F 
And now I can't get off but I can kind of deal 


Oh with being bored in the USA 
Oh just a little bored in the USA 
Save me president Jesus 
I'm bored in the USA 
How did it happen 
Bored in the USA