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Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me 
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Reckon I know why she thinks this way: 
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It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys 
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And my gait is strange - so they say. 


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Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case 
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And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun 
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But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys 
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And your gait is strange - so they say. 


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And when I swear it's in a mellow way 
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Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol 
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To Point of Ayr I like to get away 
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And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl. 


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Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel 
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Omni stacked tenfold under the bed 
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In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward 
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I will rule the world playing Risk. 


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I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth 
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Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet 
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And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys 
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And my gait is strange - so they say. 


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And when I swear it's in a mellow way 
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Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol 
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To Point of Ayr I like to get away 
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And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl. 

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