B7            E 
     There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves  
                                           B7 
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves 
         E                     A 
With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks 
         E              B7                 E 
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves. 

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin? 
                                              B7 
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin? 
            E                                 A 
When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about 
       E                  B7                  E 
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin? 

When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear 
                                                 B7 
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear 
            E                                    A 
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say 
E                  B7                  E 
"Careful now, that swan can break your arm". 

Oh, before the gods that made the gods were born 
                                            B7 
Yes before the gods that made the gods were born 
      E                                     A 
Yes before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods 
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That's when you got into, that's when you got into 
                            B7           E 
Yeah, that's when you first got into the Manics