Intro: D 


D                 Em      F            D 
Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven 
   Em          G              F        Bb 
By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven 
                        A                              D 
During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light? 
                 Em         F               D 
Can’t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do 
          Em              G          F          Bb 
Is dial a Weller-gram and he’ll turn up at your show 
                             A 
Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage 


      D          A       Em          G    A 
And declare your band to be a really good band; 
D    A        Em       A 
Fine shoes; incredible tunes. 
D               A         Em    A 
Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt, 
D          A         Em    A 
Flirt with brass and later rue it. 


G              Em 
Wouldn’t it be nice to get home for Neighbours? 
G              Em      A               A7       D     A  G  A 
Wouldn’t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,     
    D     A  G  A      D 
And ever? 


D               Em         F             D 
Shit Sellotape, just don’t know where it begins 
         Em             G        F               Bb 
And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side 
                        A 
Good quality stationery never comes to my house. 
D              Em       F                D 
In bed again – can’t be bothered getting up 
          Em         G        F               Bb 
Swing the lead again I’m just waiting for the man 
                        A 
From Camelot telling me that I’ve won the Lottery. 


D     A         Em             G   A 
Let’s trash the murder mystery weekend 
D     A       Em              A 
Let’s stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon 
D            A             Em     A 
Summertime’s here and I’ve got no hassle 
D            A         Em     A 
I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle. 
G              Em 
Wouldn’t it be nice to call off the barn dance? 
G              Em      A            A7      D       A  G  A  D  A  G  A  D 
Wouldn’t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper? 


Instrumental 

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D               A       D                A 
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running, 
D               A       D                A 
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running, 
D               A       D                A 
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running, 
D               A       D                A         D  A (x8) D 
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running.