Intro: Dm - C 

C       G 
Crazy Miranda 

Am            G     Dm           C            Am 
lives on propaganda she believes anything she reads 

            Dm          G 
it could be one side or the other 

Am                      G 
Free Press or Time Life covers 

Dm                    C           Am 
she follows newsprint anywhere it leads 

                    Dm 
but still she can't seem to read and nobody 

Bb                          F    Em 
knows nobody knows what she needs  

(Dm - C - Bb)x3 

            Dm - C - Dm 
it could be love 


((Dm - C - Bb)x3     Dm - C - Dm)x3  Dm - C 

C                 G 
All the pretty ladies textbooks 

Am                       G 
tell her how to have the next look 

Dm                  C                    Am 
The Bible tells her stay as plain as you are 

C                             G 
she wants all the pretty boys beside her 

Am                         G 
to write some pretty words to guide her 

Dm                             C                   Am 
to tell her than they love her body as well as her mind 

                       Dm              Bb 
she wants some kind of sign--a sign of love 

         F                 Em 
oh never mind--she's not your kind. 

Note: If you're going to play it on piano as the song is played add 9th note  

for G and F while going up.