Happy Thanksgiving

[Refrão]
 
            G 
Happy thanksgivin 
     A 
Shut up 
         C              G 
Quit yer whinin big snowflake 
G 
Happy thanksgivin 
     A 
Shut up 
        C              G 
Eat the pie you didn’t bake 



[Verso 1]

                       C 
Let me tell ya back in my day 
C 
In the good ole days 
        G 
We said yessir 
    E7 
And no ma’am 
            A7 
Happy thanksgivin 
A7 
Yer welcome 
         D7    N.C. 
Shut yer mouth when you’re eating my ham 



[Refrão]
 
            G 
Happy thanksgivin 
     A 
Shut up 
             C                      G 
Our founding fathers woulda been disgraced 
G 
Yer callin uber a job 
                      A 
This nation’s under a god 
      C                    G 
Jesus Mary Joseph and John Wayne 



[Verso 2]
 
                       C 
Ya know we heard about Matt Gaetz 
C 
We wish him well 
             G             E7 
But the only cabinet of concern 
       A      N.C. 
Is the liquor we’ll hit later 
N.C. 
Maybe after the taters 
              D7 
Just don’t go tellin aunt Lavern 



[Refrão]
 
            G 
Happy thanksgivin 
                  A7 
I told ya there’s aliens 
       C                       G 
I aint got no money for you to borrow 
G 
It’s turkey day 
                       A7 
Watch the game and the big parade 
        C           G 
We'll invade Iran tomorrow 
            C 
Happy thanksgivin 
C 
Eat yer corn 
         G                  E7 
Quit yer bitchin about the Ukraine 
            A7 
Happy thanksgivin 
A7 
Shut up 
      D7    N.C. 
All’s quiet on the western brain 
            G    C G 
Happy thanksgivin