I Aint Going To Hell

Intro 
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Long ago                 in another century 
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Hank Hill uttered this holy verse 
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He said "You're not making Christianity better. 
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You're making Rock'n'Roll worse." 



[Verso 1]
 
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No you don't know any better than I, 
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What's gonna happen when you die 
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And, you don't know any different from me, 
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If we're goin' to hell or getting groceries 
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And, you don't know but you're so sure, 
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The books that you read, and the things that you heard 
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Well I hope that helps you on your search 
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I ain't going to hell, but I sure as hell ain't going to church 
 


[Verso 2]
 
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Now I ain't got a problem we can't solve 
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By dragging me down to an altar call 
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I don't want to hear no thin veiled speech 
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And then go and have Mexican to eat 
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I need money,   time and   to feel free 
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They're up there Sunday     taking all three 
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Climb down off of the holy perch 
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I ain't going to hell, but I sure as hell ain't going to church 
 

Interlude 
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Call Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and Krishna 
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Tell them all I'm sorry and I'll be right with ya 
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Tell Joseph Smith and Ole L. Ron 
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I politely decline whatevers goin' on 
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I wish you cult the best of luck 
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May your comet arrive on time 
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And may you make a tax free buck 



[Verso 3]
 
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Now I don't know any different than you 
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If God is an alien or if he's a Jew 
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And you don't know, the're ain't no way to tell 
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If He'd think that's funny or he'd send me to hell 
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And you don't know any   better than us 
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If Jesus rode a donkey or a magic   bus 
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May your life last longer than your skirt 
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I ain't going to hell, but I sure as hell ain't going to church 
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Good Lord pick it 


{Instrumental} 
Good Lord pick it 
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[Verso 4]
 
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Now I don't know not one thing more 
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Than anybody else that's ever been here before 
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But it's all made up, and that's just great 
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If I'm going to hell it's gonna have to wait 
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I don't know what happened, I don't know what's next 
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Oh, the joy, of     religious  sex 
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Good luck pilgrim, on your search 
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I ain't going to hell, but I sure as hell ain't going to church 
 

Outro