The Nerd Reich

[Verso 1]
 
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I was sitting on a ledge contemplating the ocean, in a boat in the Strait of Hormuz 
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If they ain't got a mission and they still ain't winning, can't you at least get the boys some food 
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When they nuke Iran and Jesus don't come back, and your son's still gay and there's no cheap gas 
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When the vengeance of nations finally comes to port, will you be bitching about men playing womens' sports 
 


[Refrão]
 
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I get weary, I get nervous, they hired a clown we got the whole damn circus 
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Lord I get tired, I feel uptight, turn your back for a second, it's the Nerd Reich 
 


[Verso 2]
 
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On day 184 of a three day war, I drove my truck to Lake America 
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I was thinking bout drowning when my youth pastor found me, slapped a wedding ring on my thumb 
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I cried out to Jesus, I cried out to mom, I got Peter Thiel, he listens closer than God 
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I said now what's with these cameras pointin at me He said don't do nothing wrong there won't be nothin to see 
 


[Verso 3]
 
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Gee, I get weary, they can hear, this one goes out to my buddies up in Palantir 
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I said now since you're already listening I must ask, what's the lowdown on this fella y'all call JD Vance 
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He said he's a carbon life form wearing khaki pants, you know, we play the song and buddy he does the dance 
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He did some Catholic gymnastics washed his mouth out with soap, but even God & the King & 2 Popes said nope 
 


[Refrão]
 
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He gets weary, he gets hit, but it's all bound to happen when you drag Appalachia through shit 
 


Harmonica: 
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[Verso 4]
 
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How fast do I gotta jog, to beat a robot dog, I know it's smarter than the guy with the leash 
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Get me to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, where the law can't lay a hand on me 
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Ah, "what war is it, what wife is it" for G.I. Joke, my favorite Fox and Friend Captain Testosterone 
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I heard that Pete wants in Office but he lost his war, I'd laugh if I hadn't seen the show before 
 


[Refrão]
 
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I get weary, I get nervous, you hire a clown you got the whole damn circus 
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Lord I get tired, I feel uptight, turn your back for a minute, it's the Nerd Reich 


Outro:
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