Theres A Hole

[Verso 1]
 
                G                             G7 
Well, there's a hole in the ass of the United States 
       C 
And it toots and it shoots and it wastes and complains 
              D7 
And there's a troll in the hole collecting troll tolls and fees 
        C 
Yeah, a moron from the Pentagon 
                                     G                        D7         G 
They call this one Pete and he's the troll in the hole in the ass of the country 
 


[Verso 2]
 
G                                                     G7 
Well, things they slip out and other things they slip in 
       C 
It's a revolving door getting filled to the brim 
         D7 
With any company with a product that'll kill folks with ease 
   C 
Anybody knows if you're wanting dough, there's a place you can reach 
            G           D7         G 
It's in the hole in the ass of the country 
 


[Ponte]
 
            A7 
And there's seepage and there's leakage 
A7 
No one knows where it goes 
     D7 
Some drips on our friends, some drips on our foes 
           A7 
It travels all around the world and it's for your protection 
            D7 
It seems to land in the hands of anyone but a veteran 
 


[Verso 3]
 
    G                                         G7 
Sometimes a politician says he's bringing the plug 
           C 
Yeah, he's headed, he's going to patch it 
                                D7 
And he went sure enough, by the time he sits down in the big oval office 
          C 
The ass ambassadors come a running and they fill up his pockets 
                 Am7                 D7 
He says, "Sorry, boys, I've seen the light 
           Am7 
We need it deeper 
Am7 
We need it darker 
           D7 
We need it five times as wide 
           G           D7         G         C G 
That's the hole in the ass of the country."