Truth Social

[Verso 1]
 
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Late last night I was sitting there wondering 
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Bout the hemmin and the hawin and the lightnin and thunderin 
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I'd only ever seen it in screenshots 
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Of the old man going postal 
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So I made an account, on Truth Social 
 


[Verso 2]
 
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I saw AI tits and tantrums and fits 
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I got a digital hit of Ivermectin 
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I saw a meme of the king in the arms of Jesus 
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I'll admit it was a strange direction 
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All caps no brakes, and some real hot takes 
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And they really only like the whites 
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It was a Christ is King I got a big ding-a-ling 
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We're gonna blow you up with all our might 
 


[Verso 3]
 
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Misinterpreted verses in cursive disperses 
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Upon memes made in MS paint 
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It was a Michelin it was a gourmet blend 
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A cornucopia of Christian hate 
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Now I don't need more proof, I can't handle the truth 
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I got all that I need from my toes to my tooth 
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I've been to X and I've been to threads 
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This was a cyber senior care of empty threats 
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If your first 50 years are spent without a computer 
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Then the internet's gonna melt your brain my duder 
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Make a bargain, and let me save ya from the peril 
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You get off of the Truth, I'll take you out to Cracker Barrel