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WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE 
           G                           A 
OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE 
 
EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT FINE 
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CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT 
 
              D                 
YES YOU'RE AN A......S-S-H-O-L-E 
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AND DON'T YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME 
 
YOU DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT 
                    D 
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT 
 
 
            D 
YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE YESTERDAY 
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT 
 
AND I'VE GOT A FEELIN' 
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YOU'LL BE AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 
 
 
                   (LEAD)  D  G  A   D  G  A   D 
 
          A 
AND I WAS TALKIN' TO YOUR MOTHER 
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JUST THE OTHER NIGHT 
 
I TOLD HER I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE 
                       D 
SHE YES I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT 
 
 
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AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES 
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CAUSE YOU'VE KNOWN THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE 
 
AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME 
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YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE FOR A WIFE 
 
 
          (REPEAT FIRST VERSE) 
 
 
 
(I couldn't find Rodney Carrington's.... 
......but here's Jimmy Buffet's)