[Intro ]
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verse 1 
       Dm 
Well I met this woman, she was hard as nails 
  Dm 
I think she'd just come out of the county jail 
      G                                          Dm 
But I loaned her some money, just to pay her rent 
     Am                     G                    Dm 
If I would she would put me in her last will and testament 

verse 2 
       Dm 
Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two 
  Dm 
I never hear from them, 'till the bills are due 
    G                                     Dm 
The money I gave 'em, they already spent 
           Am                G                               Dm 
If I could just slip'em out, you've put me in that last will and testament 

verse 3 
         Dm 
You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most 
Dm 
It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost 
G                              Dm 
My intentions, it's my intent 
         Am                 G                       Dm 
To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament 

Guitar solo 
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verse 4 
    Dm 
And when it's all over, they put you in the ground 
Dm 
Send my belongings to the lost and found 
G                            Dm 
My intention, it's my intent 
         Am                 G                       Dm 
To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament 

Outro 
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