Capo 1


E                            A                      E             A 
  You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much 
E                    A                              E             A 
  I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch 
E                          A                          E           A 
  I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can 
E                              A                     E            A 
  Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan 


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  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet 
           A             E             G#                C#m 
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet 
E                          B                  G# 
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime 
            C#m                   F#       A      E   
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time 
C#m             F#       A        E 
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time 


E                              A                        E                  A 
  Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course 
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  I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse 
E                          A                          E                    A 
  I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal 
E                             A                                E                     A 
  You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel 


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  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet 
           A             E             G#                C#m 
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet 
E                          B                  G# 
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime 
            C#m                   F#       A      E   
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time 
C#m             F#       A        E 
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time 

   
G                          D 
  I should have practiced my scales 
G                   D 
  I should not be attracted to males 
F                                 C 
  But you said I should learn to love myself 
F                      Fm         E 
  Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. 

  
Instrumental:  Em  A (2x) 


C#m                           F#                 B          E 
  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet 
           A             E             G#                C#m 
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet 
E                          B                  G# 
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime 
            C#m                   F#       A      E   
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time 
C#m             F#       A        E 
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time 
  

C#m                           F#                 B          E 
  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet 
           A             E             G#                C#m 
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet 
E                          B                  G# 
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime 
            C#m                   F#       A      E   
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time 
C#m             F#       A        E 
  You could be laughing 63% more of the time 
C#m             F#       A        E 
  You could be laughing 25% more of the time