D       A        B          F# 
 I got something in my head  
D        A          B                              F# 
A plate of steel oh man they said I was almost dead  
D       A            B       F# 
I got something in my eye  
D        A          B                         F# 
I'd scratch it but the cast has my good hand inside. 
D        A      B        F# 
She's a pretty little catch  
D        A          B                              F# 
I like the way her hair fits right inside her nurse's cap  
D        A      B        F# 
Her breath smells like gum  
D        A          B                              F# 
Juicy, juicy fruit if my jaw wasn't wired I'd have me some  
D                   A          B          F# 
And nothing good happens to me  
D                   A          B          F# 
Yeah nothing good happens to me 

D            A           B              F# 
Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me  
          E 
But it's alright 
          G  
Yeah it's alright  
D            A          B              F# 
Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see  
          E 
But it's alright 
          G  
Yeah it's alright 

D A B F# 
D A B F# 

D        A          B           F# 
The sun comes up and I'm alive  
D        A          B           F# 
She holds the doors the throng of visitors arrive  
D        A          B           F# 
And when it's dusk she brings me treats  
D          A               B                  F# 
The jello's old and warm but her face is young and oh so sweet  
D                   A          B          F# 
And nothing good happens to me  
D                   A          B          F# 
Yeah nothing good happens to me 

D            A           B              F# 
Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me  
          E 
But it's alright 
          G  
Yeah it's alright  
D            A          B              F# 
Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see  
          E 
That it's alright 
          G  
Yeah it's alright 

E                      G  
I will recover in the same way 
   D         C       B    
I learned to ride my bike  
           C 
I was five! 

D A B F# 
D A B F# 
D A B F# 
D A B F# 

D        A        B           F# 
The day it finally arrives  
D        A                         B           F# 
The cast comes off and I am no longer mummified  
D        A          B           F# 
And there she is but there she goes  
D                 A                  B                F# 
Another patient rolls in just as the door swings closed  
D                   A          B          F# 
Nothing good happens to me  
D                   A          B          F# 
Yeah nothing good happens to me 

 D            A           B              F# 
Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me  
          E 
But it's alright 
          G  
Yeah it's alright  
D            A          B                F# 
Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see  
          E 
That it's alright 
          G  
Yeah it's alright 
 D            A          B             F# 
Baby I'm bleedin' and I've broken my knees  
                 E 
But it's alright 
         G  
Yeah it's alright 
 D            A           B              F# 
Baby I'm fakin' and I won't have to leave  
          E 
But it's alright (It's alright) 
            G  
Yeah it's alriiiiiight 
  
D A B F# 
        It's alright 
D        A          B      F# 
(Nothing good happens to me) It's alright 
D        A          B      F# 
(Nothing good happens to me) Nothing good happens to me 
D        A          B      F#       D        A          B      F#        D        A          B      F# 
(Nothing good happens to me) I wish that something good would happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee yeah 
D A B F# 
       yeah 
D A B