capo 4 
  
G  Em7  Cadd9  D 
Play 4 chords throughout song 

I woke up this morning at 9: 23 
I grabbed my remote and switched on ITV 
There's only one man I'm waiting for 
The only man for me 
His name is Jeremy 

Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy kyle 
Can you help me out with the maternity of my first born child 
Because my mother I detest her 
I need a lie detector 
From Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy Kyle 

Basically I went to the chip shop 
And my boyfriend attacked me with a stick of rock 
He left me there, yeh, he left me on the ground 
And then he robbed me of £21 

Basically at the end of the day 
What you gonna do about it, Jeremy? 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy kyle 
Can you help me out with maternity of my fist born child 
Because my mother I detest her 
I need a lie detector 
From 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy 
Jeremy Kyle