Mr Carbohydrate

Intro:                                                     
G Em C G Am D                                        
G D G Em A D 
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[Verso 1]
 
          G             Em 
They call me Mr. Carbohydrate 
         C                 Am    D G D 
It's the only thing I can digest 
G                        E 
Xenophobia or general disinterest 
A         D 
I must catch up with all this stuff 
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[Verso 2]
 
          G              Em 
They call me a boring fuck head 
                  C                 Am 
They say, I might as well work in a bank 
D                   G      D 
I  tell them I wish I was, 
G       E                         Em    A 
they tell me that I'm sick in the head 
         D 
They say that I'm sick in the head 
E D E 
 


[Verso 3]
 
            Caug         C#m    E 
They call me Mr. Carbohydrate 
     A           Am         E 
They call me Mr. Inadequate 
          Eaug       Caug   C#m E 
They call me Mr. Paranoia 
     A           Am 
They call me Mr. Hypochondria  

Interlude: 1 
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[Verso 4]
 
G                                  Em 
Have you heard of Matthew Maynard? 
        C               Am 
He's my fa vorite cricketer 
D                     G         D 
I  would rather watch him play 
G   E                   A 
than pick up my guitar 
D                        Em E 
Than play with my guitar 
 


[Verso 5]
 
G                               Em 
People tell me I should get out more 
           C          Am 
But the TV is my best  friend 
         D     G       D  G  E 
Cynicism is the only thing 
              Em   A 
that keeps me sane 
    D 
The only thing that keeps me sane 
E 
 


[Verso 6]
 
            Caug E C#m 
They call me Mr. 
   E 
Carbohydrate 
     A           Am         E 
They call me Mr. Inadequate 
          Eaug Caug C#m 
They call me 
        E 
Mr. Paranoia 
     A           Am 
They call me Mr. Hypochondria 

{Interlude 2} 
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C 
 


[Verso 7]
 
    G                    Em 
Sometimes I just stay in bed 
          C            Am 
And think about the day 
D          G 
When I can retire, 
Em                   E A 
forgetting everythin' 
D 
I'll forget everythin' 
E 
 


[Verso 8]
 
D                E 
Forget everythin' 
D                     E 
Forever but not today 
D                         E 
When I cannot, cannot say 
   D          D  E 
No more yesterdays 
D             E 
No more yesterdays 
 

Outro 
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