Think As You Drunk

Intro: 
C    D    F  G  C 



[Verso 1]
 
                         F         C 
Just who the hell do you think you are 
                     D 
I pay the light bill in this bar 
                              F 
Hey whatcha mean youre gonna cut me off 
                              G 
Just shut up and give me that beer I bought 
                  C 
I got no idea who took my keys 
                      D 
Who put this lipstick on my cheek 
                        F 
I know I might come off whiskey bent 
                             G 
Youre probably thinkin Im three sheets to the wind 
 


[Refrão]
 
                            F 
But I aint as think as you drunk I am 
                          C 
Dont pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans 
                   G 
No, I cant say my CBAs 
                     C 
I can sing you every song that jukebox plays 
                   F 
And I know I cant stand or sit 
                               C 
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this? 
Am                    D 
Might have a cold one in each hand 
G                           C 
But I aint as think as you drunk I am 
 


[Verso 2]
 
                         C 
Honey, to be honest Ive had me a few 
                       D 
I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two 
                      F 
I mighta left my left boot at the bar 
                          G          F   Bb G 
You mighta seen me laying out in the yard 
 


[Refrão]
 
                            F 
But I aint as think as you drunk I am 
                          C 
Dont pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans 
                   G 
No, I cant say my CBAs 
                     C 
I can sing you every song that jukebox plays 
                   F 
And I know I cant stand or sit 
                               C 
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this? 
Am                    D 
Might have a cold one in each hand 
G                           F 
But I aint as think as you drunk I am 
 

Interlude: 
G  F  G 



[Ponte]
 
        F                          G 
Well, I mighta started drinking at noon 
         F                G 
But this honky tonk dont close till 2 
 


[Refrão]
 
                            F 
And I aint as think as you drunk I am 
                          C 
Dont pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans 
                   G 
No, I cant say my CBAs 
                     C 
I can sing you every song that jukebox plays 
                   F 
And I know I cant stand or sit 
                               C 
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this? 
Am                    D7 
Might have a cold one in each hand 
G                           C 
But I aint as think as you drunk I am 
 

Outro: 
Am                    D 
Might have a cold one in all three hands 
G                           C           D 
But I aint as think as you drunk I am 
                     F 
May not be good as I once was 
           G               C 
But Im as good once as I ever was