C 
It's not easy having yourself a good time 
Fm 
Greasing up those bets and betters 

Watching out they don't four-letter 
C 
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time 
Fm 
Smells-like something I've forgotten 

Curled up died and now it's rotten 

 	Gm 
I'm	 not a gangster tonight 
 	G# 
Do	n't want to be a bad guy 
 	Gm 
I'm 	just a loner baby 
 	G# 
And	 now you're gotten in my way 

      D# 
I can't decide 
 	G 
Whether you s	hould live or die 
 	G# 
Oh, you'll pro	bably go to heaven 
 	F 
Please don't hang your head and cry 
 	D# 
No wonder why 
My heart feels dead inside 
 	G	G# 
It's cold and hard and petrified 
 	D#	F 
 	Lock the doors and close the blinds 
 	G#	D# 
 	We're going for a ride 

 	C 
 	It's a bitch convincing people to like you 
 	Fm 
 	If I stop now call me a quitter 
If lies were cats you'd be a litter 
 	C 
 	Pleasing everyone isn't like you 
 	Fm 
 	Dancing jigs until I'm crippled 
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled 

 	Gm 
 	I've got to hand it to you 
 	G# 
 	You've played by all the same rules 
 	Gm 
 	It takes the truth to fool me 
 	G# 
 	And now you've made me angry 

 	D# 
 	I can't decide¬ 
 	G 
 	Whether you should live or die 
 	G# 
 	Oh, you'll probably go to heaven 
 	F 
 	Please don't hang your head and cry 
 	D# 
No wonder why 
My heart feels dead inside 
 	G	G# 
It'	s cold and hard and petrified 
 	D#	F 
Lock th	e doors and close the blinds 
 	G#	D# 
We're g	oing for a ride 

¬ 
 	C 
Oh I could throw you in the lake 
 	Fm 
Or fee	d you poisoned birthday cake 
 	A#	D#m 
I wont den y I'm gonna miss you when you're gone 
 	G 
Oh I could bury you alive 
 	Cm 
But you might crawl ou t with a knife 
 	G#m 
And kill me when I'm sleeping 

That's why 

 	D# 
 	I can't decide 
 	G 
Whether you should live or die 
 	G# 
Oh, you'll prob	ably go to heaven 
 	F 
Please don't hang y our head and cry 
 	D# 
No wonder why 
My heart feels dead inside 
 	G	G# 
It's co	ld and hard and petrified 
 	D#	F 
 	Lock the doors and close the blinds 
 	G#	D# 
 	We're going for a ride