Ragged But Right

[Intro ]

N.C. 
Okay take twelve you bastards 
Eb C7  F7     Bb7  Eb 
Ab     Eb C7  F7   Bb7 
Eb C7  F7     Bb7  Eb 
Ab     Eb C7  F7   Bb7 Eb 


[Verso 1]
 
  Eb                C7                F7 
I just called up to tell you that I'm ragged but right 
Bb7                         Eb 
Theif and a gambler and I'm drunk every night 
        Ab                             Eb         C7 
I eat a big T-bone steak three times a day for my board 
     F7                       Bb7 
It's more than any unemployed man can afford 
        Eb           C7                F7 
I got a big 'lectric fan that keeps me cool while I eat 
  Bb7                      Eb 
A big husky woman keeps me warm while I sleep 
         Ab                             Eb          C7 
Oh I'm a rambler, I'm a gambler and I'm drunk every night 
       F7                                  Bb7        Eb 
Well I just called up to tell you that I'm ragged but right, Oh 

{Solo} 
Eb 
C7       F7 
Go ahead Robert 
Bb7                      Eb 
Robert you're ragged but you ain't right 
Ab     Eb C7  F7   Bb7 
Eb C7  F7     Bb7  Eb 
Ab     Eb C7  F7   Bb7 Eb 
 

[Verso 2]
 
              Eb C7               F7 
Yeah I got a '36 plymouth just to drive me around 
      Bb7                           Eb 
Got a penthouse appartment but it's two stories down 
        Eb                        Eb          C7 
I got a twenty foot keychain with thirty-four keys 
        F7                         Bb7 
There's thirty-four angry husbands lookin' out for me 
        Eb          C7         F7 
I got a rich millionairess she waits for my call 
         Bb7                       Eb 
I got my picture in a frame on the post office wall 
    Ab                       Eb            C7 
I'm big and fat and ugly and cheap but I'm tight 
  F7                                  Bb7                      Eb 
I just called up to tell you that I'm ragged ragged ragged but right oh yeah 
F7         Bb7 Eb 
Oo yeah!