G                   F       C    G                 F           C 
I was born a little premature,   Mom just couldn't take no more 
G                       F    G                     F          
Had no time to learn to cry, Goodbye, Mama, got to fly 
G                   F             C     
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye 

Entered school when I was two, PhD'd that afternoon 
Never entered any sports, Didn't look too good in shorts 
Got divorced when I was four 


[Refrão]
Dm  
I've seen everything there is, I've done everything there is 
     G  
I've met everyone but Liz now I've even met ol' Liz 
Dm  
No time for relationship, skip the foreplay, let 'er rip 
          G  
You gotta beat the clock, beat the clock, Beat the clock, beat the clock 

I did lots of travelling, Parts of me unraveling 
The Army then rejected me, Said I had two flat feet 
Wore them out when I was three 

Too bad there ain't ten of you, Then I'd show you what I'd do 
I could cheat on five of you and be faithful to you too 
But there's only one of you 

Chorus  




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by: José Duarte 
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