Jd Vance Is A Cunt

Intro 

N.C. 
(Boing) Sugartits! 


[Verso 1]


    A 
The smallest puppy is a runt 
     A 
Some people needing heart surgery get a shunt 
    B7 
Sometimes in baseball they bunt 
    E                         N.C. 
The host of Candid Camera was Allen Funt 
     D                              A 
I'll tell you something else that's true 
             C#7               F#m 
I'f you'll allow me to be real blunt 
B7          E 
J.D. Vance, J.D. Vance is a 
A 
  (He's a real character) 


[Verso 2]


  A 
A lowly worker is a grunt 
    A 
You might say tally-ho when you're on a fox hunt 
    B7 
Sometimes in football they punt 
    E                    N.C. 
The new Mary Poppins was Emily Blunt 
 D                           A 
Another thing to add to your list 
       C#7               F#m 
It's a truth you must confront 
     B7 
That douches can be the new V.P. 
E 
J.D. Vance is a 


Outro 

A               C#7        F#m 
From the top to bottom and back and front 
B7          E 
J.D. Vance, J.D. Vance, 
B7          E 
J.D. Vance, J.D. Vance, 
    N.C.  A 
Is a    cunt