Employees Only

[Intro ]

N.C. 
"Do you think they'll get that this next song is about our apartment?" 
N.C. 
"I dunno. Let's make an announcement before it starts." 
N.C. 
"That's a good idea. This next song is about our a--" 
Ab  G/Ab  D/Ab  Eb 


[Refrão]
 
           Ab             G/Ab        D/Ab     Eb 
There's an employees only sign on our bathroom door 
     Ab       G/Ab           D/Ab    Eb 
This wasn't explained by our real -  tor 
         Ab             G/Ab           D/Ab     Eb 
The door locks from the inside none of our keys work 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
 


[Verso 1]
 
Eb 
First week, we cupped our ears to the door and heard 
                      Cm 
Hand dryers and paper towels 
Cm 
Sounds like they're motion-sensored (Both motion-sensored) 
Eb 
Stall doors closing, and gargling mouthwash 
                                        Cm 
We'd really enjoy using the bathroom we paid for 
Cm 
It's in our apartment, why can't we use it 
Cm 
It's our apartment 
 


[Verso 2]
 
Eb 
At night we can't sleep from what we think is a janitor 
           Cm 
Waxing the floors, and playing Duran-Duran 
Cm 
What is this noise coming from the bathroom? 
Eb 
Why is this noise coming from the bathroom? (Why can't we use?) 
Eb 
We can't use it (Hungry like the wolf) 
 


[Refrão]
 
           Ab             G/Ab        D/Ab     Eb 
There's an employees only sign on our bathroom door 
   Ab         G/Ab         D/Ab    Eb 
We just moved in it wasn't there before 
         Ab             G/Ab           D/Ab     Eb 
The door locks from the inside none of our keys work 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
 


[Verso 3]
 
Eb 
Three weeks we hear a big commotion 
                                            Cm 
Everyone is yelling at some guy named Mike 
Cm 
Sounds like he lost a big account in Tokyo (Japan!) 
Eb 
We hear a voice say "Go pack up your things 
                                  Cm 
You'll never work on Wall Street again" 
Cm                                           N.C. 
So we deduced our bathroom's on Wall Street (New York!) 
Eb 
Why is our bathroom in New York City? 
Eb 
How is our bathroom in New York City? (There's a wormhole) 
Eb       N.C. 
We're in L.A. (Hungry like a wolf) 
 


[Refrão]
 
           Ab             G/Ab        D/Ab     Eb 
There's an employees only sign on our bathroom door 
   Ab         G/A                D/Ab    Eb 
We just found out our bathroom's in New  York 
     Ab            G/Ab          D/Ab       Eb 
The Stock Exchange bell wakes us up in the morning 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
 


[Verso 4]
 
Eb 
Two months we hear people counting down 
                                       Cm 
Then ten seconds later, we hear "Happy New Year!" 
Cm 
We look at our calendar and it's only August, Only August 3rd 
   Eb 
We hear two businessmen snorting cocaine and 
Eb 
Saying 1984 is gonna be the best year 
Eb 
So we gather our bathroom's in a different dimension 
Eb 
We really wanna warn them about 9/11 
Eb 
But we also need our bathroom (We shower at) 
Eb  N.C. 
Y.M.C.A (Hungry like the wolf) 
 


[Refrão]
 
           Ab             G/Ab        D/Ab     Eb 
There's an employees only sign on our bathroom door 
   Ab         G/Ab              D/Ab   Eb 
We just found out it's Nineteen Eighty-Four 
       Ab          G/Ab      D/Ab  Eb 
That's why the janitor loves Duran-Duran 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
 


[Verso 5]
 
Eb 
This morning, we got an eviction notice 
                                        Cm 
The city deemed our apartment uninhabitable 
Cm                                                              N.C. 
Because we've been peeing and pooping in buckets for six months 
 


[Refrão]
 
           Ab             G/Ab        D/Ab     Eb 
There's an employees only sign on our bathroom door 
     Ab       G/Ab              D/Ab     Eb 
We'd really enjoy access to our bathroom please 
 

Outro 
N.C. 
Hungry like the wolf