Ouch My Childhood

[Verso 1]
 
          B 
I used to pray for another 
Star Wars or Indiana Jones 
    F# E 
Now I  pray to meet George Lucas 
so I can break his goddamn nose 
            C#m 
I'd love to choke out Steven Spielberg 
         E 
and then castrate Michael Bay Cause 
G#m 
Bumblebee wasn't a fucking Camaro 
        F#            E 
and the Ninja Turtles aren't from space 



[Pós-Refrão]

B G#m D#m E  x2 

then 
B 



[Verso 2]

              B 
Why would you make another Karate 
Kid and then have him learn kung fu? 
F#  E 
Why wait for 30 years to make 
                        C#m 
A Christmas Story 2? At least J.J. and 
                   E 
Disney can't make Star Wars any worse 
  G#m 
Unless they transport Jar Jar Binks 
  F#               E 
into the Star Trek universe 



[Refrão]

B 
  Why can't an awesome 
movie ever be enough? 
E 
  Why do we always have to 
wreck the things we love? 
C#m 
  To jump the shark till we 
E 
learn to nuke the fridge 
      G#m 
We're done with wrecking 
                  F# 
TV shows so let's burn 
          E     F# 
the movie bridge 



[Verso 3]
 
G#m 
   Dear Ridley Scott could you please 
F#                          B 
not say that the Aliens are Jesus 
in Prometheus it didn't make any 
     F# G#m 
sense      At least you didn't hire 
    F# 
the dreaded reboot king to gut 
E              F# 
Miami Vice and Total Recall 



[Refrão]
 
B 
  Fuck you Colin Farrell 
           G#m 
you're the devil 
               D#m 
Fuck you Colin Farrell 
E 
you're the devil 
B 
  Fuck you Michael Bay 
           G#m 
you're the devil 
                D#m 
Fuck you George Lucas 
E 
you're the devil 


B 
  Fuck you Colin Farrell 
           G#m 
you're the devil 
               D#m 
Fuck you Colin Farrell 
E 
you're the devil 
B 
  Fuck you Michael Bay 
           G#m 
you're the devil 
           D#m 
You ran it right 
  Einto the ground 


B 
  You ran it you ran it you ran 
it right into the ground 
E 
  The sequels the prequels 
the reboots worse each time 
 C#m                  E 
around You ran it you ran it 
right into the ground 
G#m 
   You ran it you ran 
  F#           E 
it  you ran it right 
into the ground 


B 
  You ran it 
E 
  You ran it 
C#m 
  You ran it you ran it 
E 
right into the ground 
G#m 
  You ran it you ran it 
F#           E 
  you ran it right 
         B 
into the ground