Andrew In Drag

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A pity she does not exist 
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A shame he's not a fag 
     G 
The only girl I ever loved was 
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Andrew in drag 

  G 
There is no hope of love for me 
 Em                   C 
From here on I'll go stag 
     G 
The only girl I'll ever love is 
  Em   C   G 
Andrew in drag 

          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 
          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 
          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 

Yeah 

   G 
I don't know why I even went 
       Em           C 
It's really not my bag 
        G 
Just thought it might be funny to see 
  Em   C   G 
Andrew in drag 

      G 
The moment he walked on the stage 
    Em           C 
My tail began to wag 
    G 
Wag like a little wiener dog for 
  Em   C   G 
Andrew in drag 

          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 
          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 
          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 

Yeah 

       G 
I've always been a ladies' man 
       Em            C 
And I don't have to brag 
     G 
But I'd become a momma's boy for 
   Em  C   G 
Andrew in drag 

    G 
I'd sign away my trust fund 
   Em                  C 
I would even sell the jag 
   G 
If I could spend my misspent youth with 
   Em  C   G 
Andrew in drag 

          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 
          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 
          C/G  Em  C 
Andrew in drag 

Yeah 

     G 
So stick him in a dress and 
          Em           C 
He's the only boy I'd shag 
     G 
The only boy I'd anything is 
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Andrew in drag 

       G 
I'll never see that girl again 
    Em          C 
He did it as a gag 

I'll pine away forevermore for 

Andrew in drag