C#5      G#5    B5 
Conversations with my bathroom mirror 
              F#5 
are never the same 
                C#5     G#5  B5 
as when you're standing here 
            F#5           C#5        G#5  B5 
I'm chicken shit out on a brave frontier, 
             F#5       C#5 
That teenage wasteland 
     G#5           B5 
so begins the Jack Slap Cheer 

F#5 
1234 

C#5                G#5 
    Your mom ain't home 
               B5               F#5 
    she's out strippin for your education 
C#5                G#5             B5  F#5 
    Your dad's out marchin for the NRA    (the NRA) 
C#5             G#5 
    I'm so damn bored 
                B5     F#5 
    I'm crawlin out of my skin 
C#5             G#5             B5    F#5 
    The devil's got more room to play 

C#5                G#5           F#5      G#5 
    This town gets    so boring (nananananananananana) 
C#5             G#5             F#5      G#5 
    when you're    not scoring (nananananananananana) 
C#5            A#5            F#5                G#5 
    It gets so boring and you live right up the street 
C#5             G#5            C#5 
    16 summers, let's make one complete 


C#5       G#5  B5          F#5        C#5 
   (We're all)   We're all Jack Slaps here 
         G#5   B5                 F#5       C#5 
   (Jack Slaps)  Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears 
        G#5  B5     F#5 
   (All lost)   All lost on the same frontier 
C#5            G#5                B5 
   so face the facts and sing the Cheer 

   F#5 
   1234 


C#5                 G#5 
   Your dad stepped out 
         B5     F#5 
   He's .09 and on the highway 
C#5             G#5                B5     F#5 
   The speakers blown but he still sings along (sing along) 
C#5               G#5            B5   F#5 
   Just trying to get some, some satisfaction 
C#5         G#5              B5 F#5 
   Bring me home, don't send me home 


C#5                G#5           F#5      G#5 
    This town gets    so boring (nananananananananana) 
C#5             G#5             F#5      G#5 
    when you're    not scoring (nananananananananana) 
C#5            A#5            F#5                G#5 
    It gets so boring and you live right up the street 
C#5             G#5            C#5 
    16 summers, let's make one complete 

(C#5 G#5 F#5 F#5) 
    This town gets so boring(nananananananananana) 
    When you're not scoring(nananananananananana) 
    This town gets so boring(nananananananananana) 
    When you're not scoring(nananananananananana) 
    This town gets so boring(nananananananananana) 
    We're all Jack Slaps here 
    When you're not scoring(nananananananananana) 
    Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears 
    This town gets so boring(nananananananananana) 
    All lost on the same frontier 
    When you're not scoring 
    Face the facts, sing the cheer 


C#5                G#5           F#5      G#5 
    This town gets    so boring (nananananananananana) 
C#5             G#5             F#5      G#5 
    when you're    not scoring (nananananananananana) 
C#5            A#5            F#5                G#5 
    It gets so boring and you live right up the street 
C#5             G#5            C#5 
    16 summers, let's make one complete