A     G        F     Eb       D     C        B7 
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   D     D7       C     C7 
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G               Bm/F# 
I know you know what you know, 
    Em                 G/D                 Am 
But you should know by now that you're not me, 
 D7 
Talk about a month of Sundays, 
 C7                                        G 
Toffee-nosed wet weekend, as far as I can see! 


              Am                               Bm 
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) 
               C 
Piggy in the middle,  do a ...poo -poo! 
                     (Wooo!) 


 G                 Bm/F#           Em         G/D           Am 
Bible -punching heavyweight, E - vangelistic boxing kanga - roo, 
       D7 
O - rangutan and anaconda, 
  C7                                          G 
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, ...even Pluto, too! 


              Am                               Bm 
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) 
               C 
Piggy in the middle,  do a ...poo -poo! 
                     (Wooo!) 

 !tekram ot tnew yggip elttil sihT  

   F     Eb       D     C        B7 
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  F          Eb     D    C        B7          A7      B7 
One man's civili -sation is a - nother man's jungle, yeah, 
             D               D7 
They say revolution's in the air, 
       C                   C7                   G 
I'm dancing in my under - wear, 'cause I don't care! 


              Am                               Bm 
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) 
               C 
Piggy in the middle,  do a ...poo -poo, do a ...poo -poo! 
                     (Wooo!) 


   G                     Bm/F# 
Walkie-talkie man says, "Hello, hello, hello!" 
           Em                     G/D                     Am 
With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes, 
  D7 
Hanging from a Christmas tree, 
  C7                                    G 
Creeping like a Bogeyman getting up my nose! 


              Am                               Bm 
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!) 
               C 
Piggy in the middle,  do a ...poo -poo, a ...poo -poo, poo! 
                     (Wooo!) 

     C              Bb             F7             C 
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  C                                Bb 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, 
 F7 
This little piggy had roast beef, 
      C 
And this little piggy had none, poor piggy, 
  C                                  Bb 
This little piggy went, "Woo------------!" 
             F7       C 
All the way home!  |  /  /  /  /  | 


  C                                Bb 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, 
 F7 
This little piggy had roast beef, 
      C 
And this little piggy had none, poor piggy, 
  C                                  Bb 
This little piggy went, "Woo------------!" 
             F7      C 
All the way home!