I Dont Understand My Girlfriend

Intro: D   A   D   G   C   G   D 



[Verso 1]

  G                   B 
I thought it would be dandy 
 C                          A 
If I bought that girl some candy 
D 
How was I suppose to know 
         G           D 
she was allergic to chocolate 
G                      B 
I thought it would be fine 
  C                      A 
If we shared a glass of wine 
            D                           G  C  G  D 
She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic" 



[Verso 2]
 
       A 
I don't understand my girlfriend 
   D 
I haven't got a clue 
  A 
I don't know where she's coming from 
   D 
Or where she's going to 
       G          B 
But if opposites attract 
       C                  A 
Then I found the perfect woman Jack 
         G             E 
I don't understand my girlfriend 
          A          D    G 
She don't understand me, too 


Interlude: 1 
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[Verso 3]

       Gm                     D 
Yeah I thought I'd show some class 
          Gm              D 
And order pheasant under glass 
     A          E7 
Hey how was I suppose to know 
            A7         D 
She Was an avid bird watcher 


Interlude 2 
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[Verso 4]
 
    A 
I don't understand my girlfriend 
  D 
I haven't got a clue 
   A 
I don't know where she's coming from 
    D 
Or where she's going to 
        G         B 
But if opposites attract 
        C                 A 
Then I found the perfect woman Jack 
        G         B A    E 
I don't understand   my girlfriend 
           A         D   G 
She don't understand me too 


Outro: 
  E             A         D 
No she don't understand me too 
   E        A          D 
No she don't understand me too 

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