A 
Kim Chi the asian drag queen 
                  E 
Had a very heavy lisp 

And if you ever heard her 
                                 A 
You would say her words werent crisp 

 A 
All of the other drag queens 
                          E 
Working on the Christmas tour 

They never let poor Kim Chi 
                        A 
Hold the microphone no more 

 D               A 
Then one day on all stars three 
 E7             A 
Rupaul came to say 
 E 
Kim Chi with your lisp so tight /(look so right) 

Won’t you host my show tonight 

 A 
Then all the drag queens loved her 
                           E 
And she shouted out with glee 
 N.C. 
“I’m jutht thuper exthited to be here” 
E 
Kim Chi the asian drag queen 
                        A 
You’ll go down in herstory