Dosto mai mein eklauta non-smoker tha 
G          Dm            E          C 
Unke peer pressure mein maine cigarette liya 
 G            Dm          E               C 
Starting mein khasa par phir expert ho gaya 
G         Dm                   E         C 
Pocket money sara ispe kharcha ho gaya 
G             Dm       E            C 
Bhenchod sutta mein kangaal ho gaya 
G          Dm          E         C 
Bhenchod sutta mooh ka badhboo ho gaya 
G          Dm             E         C 
College me mujhko ek smokerni mil gayi 
G           Dm           E          C 
Uske sath roz ki ek do packet ho gayi 
G          Dm          E           C 
Pyaar karta tha usse phir shaadi ho gayi 
G            Dm            E          C 
Lekin honeymoon ki raat equipment fail ho gayi 
      G         Dm           E              C 
Bhenchod uska early meno pause ho gaya 
G          Dm         E             C 
Bhenchod sutta testtube baby kar liya 
G          Dm            E         C 
Lekin second hand smoke se mera infant mar gaya 
       G           Dm      E                 C 
Do heart attack ke baad bhi nahi quit kiya 
G         Dm                  E         C 
Chashme ka number minus pandhra ho gaya 
G          Dm            E           C 
Bhenchod sutta mein andha ho gaya 
G          Dm         E        C 
Baal jhadd gaye mere aur lungs bhi sadd gaya 
G            Dm           E               C 
Bhenchod sutta cancer ho gaya 
G          Dm   E          C 
Mein jee raha tha par ab murda ho gaya 
G          Dm            E          C 
Bhenchod sutta walking zombie ho gaya 
G          Dm          E           C 
Bhenchod sutta mera kutta mar gaya 
G          Dm        E          C 
Bhenchod sutta, Bhenchod cancer 
G          Dm   E  
Bhenchod chemo, Bhenchod ulti 
C               G        Dm 
Bhenchod radiation, Bhenchod 
E           C 
Bhenchod camels, Bhenchod Godfrey Phillips, Bhenchod 
G         Dm       E               C 
Bhenchod manikchand, Bhenchod classic mild ITC 
G            Dm      E                C 
Bhenchod Wills 
G        Dm 
Bhenchod Foursqare, Bhenchod Bidi 
E                   C 
Bhenchod Marlboro, Bhenchod Marlboro (x2) 
G        Dm        E        C