B E  B E     
 
E      B             E              B               E 
Well I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today 
B                   E             B           E 
I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor I was gay 
B                      E       B                     E  
Well I wish I had some buddies some movie stars and such 
B                         E               B            E      B  E 
Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much 
E                    F#       B      B/Bb   G#m 
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine 
E               F#               E        F#       B   E   B   E 
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today 
       B            E           B                E 
Well I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild 
B                 E 
And a waitress in Nevada  
     B                 E 
Says she's carrying my child 
B                     E 
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard,  
   B                   E 
My hair blowin' in the wind 
B                     E            B                 E        B E  
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants  they would let me in 
                                   they'd finally let me in 
                     F#       B      B/Bb    G#m 
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine 
E               F#               E        F#       B   E   B   E 
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today 
 
SOLO 
 
E      B             E              B             E  
Well I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today 
                             with the Roilling Sones today 
               E 
And I wish the Enquirer  spread a rumor that I was gay 
B               E          B                    E 
I wish I knew a movie star someone like Charlie Sheen 
B                            E 
Cause if he'd hang out with Kato  
                            Kato Kaelin  
 
             B                  E         B  E 
Well I guess he'd hang out with me 
                     F#       B      B/Bb   G#m 
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine 
                                         rogaine 
 
E               F#               E        F#    B   E   B   E   B 
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today 
 
 
>From "Austin Country Night" 
Watermelon Records 
Bantex Music(BMI) 
 
>From Charlie Robison "Life Of The Party" 
Lucky Dog Records 1998