[Intro: ]E  A  A  B (twice) 
 
E                  A 
I know that every morning you go thumbing 
             B 
Through the personal want ads 
E                     A 
You grab the latest copy a cup of coffee 
           B 
And settle in for a good laugh 
E                      A 
I been tryin to catch your eye but I'm so shy 
        B 
I'm hoping and praying that 
C#m            A                       B 
Today's edition is gonna catch your attention 
 
 
Chorus: 
           E             A                       B 
There's a single white female, lookin for that special lover 
E               A 
To put it in a nutshell 
                             B 
A one woman man who doesn't want no other 
C#m A         E 
Oh you never can tell 
     A                  B 
She just might be your dream come true 
  C#m           A    B                   E 
A single white female is lookin for a man like you 
 
 
E                  A 
Yeah I'm a little nervous I'm not sure if 
            B 
I should a put it in writing 
E                      A 
Mighta been a little wreckless a little desperate 
        B 
But I think I did the right thing 
E               A 
Couldn't go on livin keep it hidden 
         B 
So I'm tellin you everything 
C#m                 A                   B 
It's my confession, I hope you get the message 
 
CHORUS 
 
Instrumental:  E A A B (3 times) 
 
C#m                 A                   B 
It's my confession, I hope you get the message 
 
CHORUS