Fool Proof

Intro 
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[Verso 1]
 
D 
The only ring I gave her came collect from county 
D 
She finally called it quits and said she's better off without me 
    G 
And I'd be better off if I could stay out of this glass 
       A 
But on this here stool, this here fool is swearin' she'll come back 
 


[Refrão]
 
         G 
She says I ain't got a shot, but I'm sittin' here with two 
  D 
I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew 
     G 
They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into 
G 
But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor 
A 
Black label, loudmouth soup 
         D 
Fool proof 
 


[Verso 2]
 
D 
It's like it sees me comin', and pours itself into 
D 
A man who's down to nothin', feelin' Johnny Walker Blue 
   G 
It makes me dial her number when it makes me drink enough 
       A 
And it wakes me up hungover, and makes her keep on hangin' up 
 


[Refrão]
 
       G 
Sayin' I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two 
  D 
I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew 
     G 
They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into 
               F         D             C          G 
But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor 
A 
Black label, loudmouth soup 
         D 
Fool proof  


{Instrumental Break} 
G    D    G    A 



[Ponte]
 
D 
Fool me once, hell, fool me twice 
                        C 
Just fool me strong and over ice 



[Refrão]

G 
I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two 
  D 
I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew 
     G 
They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into 
               F         D             C          G 
But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor 
A 
Black label, loudmouth soup 
         D 
Fool proof 
D 
Fool proof