C 
Well I don't know if I'm wrong 
      C/B 
Cause she's only just gone  
Am             G7 
Here's to another relationship  
    F           Em 
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease 
   F              G7 
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means 
  
C                  C/B 
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could  
Am                G7 
Here's to the man with his face in the mud 
    F          Em 
And an overcast play just taken away  
     F                G7 
From the lover’s in love at the center of stage, yeah 
  
F7M 
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time 
G6 
For walking on stilts, at the edge of your mind and 
F7M 
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood 
G6 
And the dick left inside, only half understood her  
  
F7M 
What makes her come and what makes her stay  
G6 
What makes the animal run, run away, yeah 
F7M 
What makes him stall, what makes him stand 
G6 
And what shakes the elephant now and what makes a man  
  
F7M       G6          Am6(9) 
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know  
Am6(9)  G6    F7M G6   C 
No I don't know you anymore  
  
C C7M  F7M 
No, no, no, no 
C        F7M 
Oh yeah Hey hey, hey hey 
  
     C 
I don't know if I'm wrong 
        E7 
'Cause she’s only just gone 
Am                G7 
Why the fuck is this day taking so long  
     F            Em 
I was a lover of time and once she was mine 
     F            G7 
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed  
  
C                 E7 
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could 
  Am                 G7 
Well closer to God is the one who's in love  
  F            Em 
And I walk away cause I can  
F            G7 
Too many options may kill a man  
  
F7M 
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind  
G6 
But I've fucked it up now, too many times  
F7M 
Loving is good if it's not understood  
G6 
Yeah, but I'm the professor and feel that I should know  
  
F7M 
What makes her come and what makes her stay 
G6 
What makes the animal run, run away and  
F7M 
What makes him tick apart from him prick  
G6 
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick 
  
F7M       G6          Am6(9) 
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know  
F7M 
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know  
F7M       G6          Am6(9) 
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, know, know 
Am6(9)   G6    F7M G6   C 
Hell I don't know you anymore  
  
C C7M  F7M 
No, no, no no  
C     F7M 
Oh yeah Hey hey 
  
         C 
Well I don't know if I'm wrong 
        E7 
'Cause she's only just gone  
Am                G7 
Here's to another relationship  
      F          Em 
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease  
  F                   G7 
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese 
  
       C 
La fille danse  
     C/B 
Quand elle joue avec moi  
    Am        G7 
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois  
F              Em 
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc  
           F         G7 
Quand on est ensemble, mettre les mots  
  
Sur la petite dodo 
  
C 
La da da da 
C/B 
Da da da 
Am     G7 
La da da 
F    Em 
Da da da 
F    G7 
La da da  

C 
La da da da 
C/B 
Da da da 
Am     G7 
La da da 
F    Em 
Da da da 
F    G7 
La da da