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     G                                   C 
Well F**k Anita Briant, who the hell is she 
D                                            G 
Tellin? all them f****ts, that they can't be free 
G                                             C 
Throw that b***h in prison, maybe then she?ll see 
D                                 G 
Just how much homosexuals mean to me. 

             G 
Because they wash your clothes, clean your cell 
                    C     D 
Help you drain your hose, give you smokes 
                          G 
Laugh at all your jokes, sew up all your clothes 
Rub your feet, beat your meat 
            C      D                           G 
Heaven only knows, what I?d do without those homosexuals. 

D    C   G 
They all read and write, f**k all night 
                 C  
Clean your fingernails 
D 
Help you dress, play your chest 
G 
Lay you down some rails 
G                                         C 
Be your wife, take your life in a jealous rage 
D                             G 
Who says we don't need them homosexuals. 
   
  D    C    G 
I tell you, some are big, some are small  
              C 
Some are in between 
D                                   G 
Some are yellow belly queers, and some of them are mean 
G 
Some are killers, and some are thieves 
                     C 
And some are singers too 
D                                          G 
In fact Anita Briant, some act just like you. 

   G                                   C 
So F**k Anita Briant, who the hell is she 
D                                            G 
Tellin? all them f****ts, that they can't be free 
G                                             C 
Throw that b***h in prison, maybe then she?ll see 
D                                 G 
Just how much homosexuals mean to me.