D                              
Who's gonna water my plants?  
   Em                  A7  
Who's gonna patch my pants?  
     D                        G                   A7  
And who's gonna give me the chance to feel brand new?  


    D                             
Who's gonna iron my shirts?  
   Em                        A7                                 
Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?  
    D                        G                  A7               
And who needs a man when he flirts the way I do?  


  G      A7                        D       Bm  
Who                          if not you  
   G     A7                        D        
Who                          if not you  


  G      A7                        D       Bm  
Who                          if not you  
   G     A7                        D        
Who                          if not you  


   D                                   
Who's gonna wake me on time?  
   Em                        A7                                   
Who'll smile and say I look fine?  
    D                        G                        A7              
And who's gonna stay on my mind the whole day through?  


    D                                  
Who's gonna see that I'm fed?  
   Em                    A7  
Who's gonna want me in bed?  
  D                       G               A7                  
But who'll watch T.V. instead because I do?  


  G      A7                        D       Bm  
Who                          if not you  
   G     A7                        D        
Who                          if not you  


  G      A7                        D       Bm  
Who                          if not you  
   G     A7                        D        
Who                          if not you      (fade)