Intro:   C F D7 C A D G C G C  

verse 1 

C                                               D7 
I just bought me a greyhound ticket   I'm gonna use it at 4 p m 
   G7                                C 
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him 
                                    D7 
You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T 
          F                 C   A7    D7       G7  C C7 
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D. 
  
verse 2 

           F                 C 
I won't be round to hear you cry 
               D7                G7 
Well I'm Texas bound and bye and bye 
        C                       D7 
You can reach me down in Dallas general delivery 
          F                 C   A7   D7        G7  C 
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D. 
  
riff  C  D  G  C    D  F  D  C  A  D  G  C   

verse 3 

 C                                D7 
There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue 
       G7                                        C 
You'll find that you can't pay your bills with a little  I.O.U. 
                                D7 
This dynamite your fooling with may be T.N.T. 
          F         D       C   A7    D7       G7  C  C7 
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D. 
  
verse 4 

           F                 C 
No need to fall down on your knees 
              D7          G7 
'Cause I know all  my A.B.C.'s 
       C                                D7 
Well I ain't no college professor ain't got no P.H.D. 
          F          D      C   A7  D7         G7  C 
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.