Verse 1: (all G chord) 
5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town 
I've only got time for a couple of beers 
And a jukebox song ringing in my ears 
Next thing you know the bartender's pouring, shots are flowing 
Got me stoned and all I really know is that I should be going 
But I'm soakin' up the moment 
 
Chorus: 
G 
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
Don't believe I've ever had this much 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up 
 
 
Verse 2: (all G chord) 
It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock 
What the hell I'll have one more shot 
Then a wink and a boy at the end of the bar 
Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far 
Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue 
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude 
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth 
I guess I had it comin' I deserved it too 
 
 
Chorus 2: 
G 
Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
Don't believe I've ever had this much 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up 
 
 
 
Instrumental Break: G C G D G 
 
 
Verse 3: (all G chord) 
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here 
That's what they said when I got my last beer 
Oh my God it's 2 o'clock, can't find my keys and my truck's locked 
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window 
Hurt my elbow, got me in though 
Two foot later backed in to the light pole 
All the town folk, got a good show 
 
 
Chorus 3: 
G 
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
Don't believe I've ever had this much 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up 
G C G 
Jacked up... woooo ooh 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
G 
Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up 
D 
One thing I've learned when you get tore up 
C 
Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar,  
hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are 
G 
When you're all.... Jacked up 
 
G 
All Jacked up, all Jacked up 
C G 
All Jacked up, all Jacked up 
D C G 
yeah yeah yeah yeah....