(instr) C  F G C (x8) 

C                             F     G       C 
Our Ted, it has to be said produces proof beyond us 
                                   F        G      C 
Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact. 
D 
Helicopters in my garden, bringing wind ' I beg your pardon 
                          C              G 
Double glazing is amazing don't you all agree' 

(instr) C  F G C (x4) 

C                                     F      G       C 
No fears, they'll last you for years: our statistics prove it 
                                                   F   G        C 
And you'll pose when all the street knows it's you who sets the pace. 
D 
On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and laugh at Yuletide warnings 
                           C                  G 
Insulation for the nation, that's the one for me. 

(instr) C  F G C (x4) 

C                                   F         G          C 
No draughts 'cos that'd be daft ' a feather acknowledges Newton 
                                               F    G          C 
And a ball and chain let loose on the pane can only smash your nerves. 
D 
In the hibernating season fit the best, it stands to reason 
                                  C            G 
No complaining where it's raining thanks to Mr Moult, wahey! 

(instr) C  F G C (x4)  F G C  F G C7