Intro: G  C D, G  C D (2x)
 
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Half past four? Half past four? You said half past ten to us 
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No dry ice? No dry ice? Hey, Jason they've got no dry ice 
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There is no way on earth they should be on after us 
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Five K? Five K? They can't even play their instruments. 
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Listen squire, who d'you think sold this thing out anyway? 
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Them lot there? Them lot there? They haven't even got an album out 
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Sound man, sound man, we've got our own sound man 
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CND? CND? We're not going on after Chas'n'Dave. 
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I don't care, I don't care, hello boys, there's a change of plan. 
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You're going on after Crispy Ambulance 
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You're going on after Crispy Ambulance 
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You're going on after Crispy Ambulance 
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You're going on after Crispy Ambulance.