Drunk Idiot Tale

Intro

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G       D       G       Cmaj7 Bm7 Am7 

     G       G       C            Am7(b5) 
Well I am an idiot because I like juice 
         G       A7         D7sus4    {DAug} 
What the hell is wrong with me 
 G        G        C            Am7(b5) 
Even if I smoke rotting strawberries 
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You couldnt tell me that Im fucked 

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" A-merican i-diot " 
Em      A7            D7sus4   {DAug} 
This is how they call me 

     G       G       C            Am7(b5) 
Well I am an idiot because I hate fruits 
      G      D     G      Cmaj7  Bm7 Am7 
Now I need a lobotomy 

G       G       C        Am7(b5) 
G       A7      D7sus4   {DAug} 

     G       G            C         Am7(b5) 
Well Im an idiot because I hate camping 
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But I love chocolate pudding 

Co written with Michael Daniel on 2009-06-29