Squidward Tentacles - Superior

[Verso 1]
 
  Gm               D 
I look out from my window 
       Gm          Cm 
At the losers down below 
      Gm                    D 
I'm a king and they're just bums 
     Gm               D 
I'm a toast among the crumbs 
    Gm             D 
The profile in the mirror 
          Gm           Cm 
Gets more classic everyday 
      Gm            D 
Every feature every trait 
   Gm            D 
Is this to be my fate? 
   Gm7                 D 
Oh why was I made this way? 
N.C. 
Blast you 


[Refrão]

Gm 
Superior 
                        Cm 
I'm so much better than you 
                  Cm 
I'm cut above the rest 
                    D7 
In so many ways I'm blessed 
                        Gm 
Woe is me, what shall I do? 
  Gm 
Superior 
                       Cm 
The creamy crème de la crop 
                       Cm 
I'm flying on a higher plane 
                         D7 
Try to drag me down your drain 
                              Gm 
But I'll remain right here on top 
Gm 
Thank you 


[Ponte]

Cm               Cm7 
Eons and eons of devolving peons 
Gm 
Have just served to lower the bar 
     Cm 
It's survival of the dumbest 
         Cm7 
While us great ones get punished 
     D7 
In a world of black holes I'm a star 



[Verso 3]

Gm 
Superior 
                           Cm 
Oh don't you wish you were me? 
                        Cm 
You're so bland and I'm sublime 
                        D7 
A pearl cast before you swine 
                        Gm 
But you're too blind to see 
Gm 
Hello! 



[Ponte]

Cm                   Cm7 
A cut crystal jar, a fine caviar 
  Gm 
A bubble bath and gold pinky rings 
Cm 
Ascots and gree 
Cm7 
Me, me, me and more me 
 D7 
Along with a quartet of strings 


Solo: 
N.C. 
Watch me work 
Gm                    Cm 
Oop, oop, wait for me, now 
                  Cm 
Oh, somebody's flat 
D7 
Wait, my reed, sorry 
            Gm 
I'm picking up, 5, 6, 7, 8 

(Key Change) 



[Refrão]

G#m 
Superior 
                 C#m 
You ask me how I know 
                   C#m 
The answer's so profound 
                      D#7 
Oh how do I dumb this down? 
D#7 
You inferior, me superior 
G#m                C#m 
Nothing's makes me leerier 
          G#m      D#7 
Than your gauche exterior 
             G#m 
I'm superior! 

N.C. 
The next evolutionary step