A                    D 
Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us 
E                                           F#m 
You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus 
            A                                       D 
There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me 
           E                                   F#m 
But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be  
     A 
A prick 
                        D                      
A fake, your parents' greatest mistake 
            E                                    F#m 
You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take 
     A                          D 
But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes 
             E                                   F#m 
And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose 
                  D            E                A             F#m 
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got 
  D                E            A                F#m 
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot 
D             E              A                 F#m 
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago 
D            E         
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag 
A                                 D 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
E                                 F#m 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
A                                 D 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
E                                 F#m 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
A                        D 
Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick 
E                                          F#m 
I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic 
             A                         D 
You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos 
  E                        F#m 
At the beer pong table where you never lose 


                  D            E                A             F#m 
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got 
  D                E            A                F#m 
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot 
D             E              A                 F#m 
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago 
D            E              
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag 
A                                 D 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
E                                 F#m 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
A                                 D 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
E                                 F#m 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 


A                                          F#m 
There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo 
          D                                   E 
Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you 
          A                          F#m 
Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym 
          D                     E 
In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko 
           A                    F#m 
Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot 
          D                                    E 
Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot) 
       A                 F#m 
Drinking Jose all day party in here 
Dm 
You drink mad beers 
     D             E               A            F#m 
Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce 
    D             E                A              F#m 
The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you 
     D               E           A           F#m 
It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago 
D               E           
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag 
A                                 D 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
E                                 F#m 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
A                                 D 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
You will always be a douchebag 
E                                 F#m 
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) 
A 
Dude! (Dude!) 
F#m          D 
I'm not your bro 
(I'm not your bro) 
A 
Dude! (Dude!) 
F#m           D 
I'm not your bro-o-o-o 
A 
Dude! (Dude!) 
F#m           D 
I'm not your bro 
(I'm not your bro) 
A 
Dude! (Dude!) 
F#m           D    Dm 
I'm not your bro-o-o-o  

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