Callin In Twisted

Intro: B 


[Verso 1]
 
B 
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in twisted 
      E            B 
I was drinking two fisted, I’m sick 

I’m calling in twisted 


[Verso 2]
 
B 
Hanging with friends, we were doing slammers 
E 
They tried to get me hammered, 
            B 
Boss I said no, but they insisted 


[Verso 3]
 
B 
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in bland 
    E 
The biggest drinking soul ever known to man 
    B 
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted 

Instrumental: B   E   B   B   E   B 


[Verso 4]
 
B 
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in tired 
E 
Oooh man I am oh so wired 
    B 
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted 


[Verso 5]
 
B 
Won’t be the first time, I lost a good job 
E 
Look at me now I’m a drunken slob, I’M A DRUNKEN SLOB 
    B 
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted 


[Verso 6]
 
B 
I’m calling in pissed, hung over y’all 
          E 
I’m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call 
    B 
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted 

Instrumental: B   E   B   B   E   B 


[Verso 7]
 
B 
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in twisted 
      E            B 
I was drinking two fisted, I’m sick 

I’m calling in twisted 


[Verso 8]
 
B 
I’m calling in pissed, hung over y’all 
          E 
I’m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call 
    B 
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted 
         B 
Yeah I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted 
         B                    E 
Yeah I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted 

Outro: B  E