D G/B G G 
D G/B G G 


Rhett & Link: 
D         G/B           G 
Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song 
D              G/B          G 
Now that we've been on this journey so long 
D             G/B         G 
Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away 
    D              G/B            G 
Has really made me think I've got something to say 


Ooooh 

Lee: 
  G         D 
   Hey baby 
                                    G/B 
   Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too 
                               G 
   Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue 
  D                              G/B                     G 
   Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort 


All: 
   D            G/B          G 
If bubbles were bullets, I'd throw you away 
    D           G/B                 G 
I'd pop the champagne and make your clean get away 
   D            G/B          G 
If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath 
D              G/B                G 
Tough farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath 


       Am 
But if bubbles were bullets, 
   G 
If that were really true 
Then, babycakes 
G          Am       D 
I'd take a shot for you 
G          Am       D 
I'd take a shot for you 
G          Am       D 
I'd take a shot for you 


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In the intro, I put G twice because the G is twice as long as the D and G/B 
If it were written in music, the D and G/B would both take up half a measure, while 
the G would be a whole one. Does that make sense? 
The talking part was hard to figure out, but I did the best I could. 

Have fun!