[Intro: ]Fm      Fm7/C#      Ab      Eb (x2) 

Fm                      Fm7/C#                 Ab               Eb 
They're counting on the guilty conscience to save you 
Fm                          Fm7/C#                    Ab               Eb 
    But I'm banking on the deep blue eyes and the face too 
Fm                       Fm7/C#                            Ab               Cmaj7 
    They always said, always said, always said you were easy, oh 
     Bb7                                        Db              C 
If I could have just-a one piece-o-that I'd be      s-------------old 

Come over to my house, I'll tend to you solo (I'll tend to you, I'll tend to you) 
So fabulous and well dressed up like a talk show (So fabulous, So fabulous) 
They always said, always said, always said you were easy, oh 
If I could have just-a one piece-o-that I'd be sold 

Ab         C          Fm             Eb 
    Come over to the sweet ones baby 
Ab          C                  Fm             Eb 
    and I'll tell you where to go 
Ab          C                       Fm       Eb 
    I can't see them when they're walkin' sideways 
    Db                      C    Db    C 
I don't know, I don't k-----now!!!!  

Ab 
oh so sad, 
     Ab/Eb 
we love you madly 
Fm                Db 
want to take you home 
Ab 
oh so sad, 
     Ab/Eb 
we love you madly 
Fm                 Db      C 
want to take you home 
     Bb7                                        Db                C --------(gliss!) 
If I could have just-a one piece-o-that I'd be      s--------old 

Ab         C          Fm             Eb 
    Come over to the sweet ones baby 
Ab          C                  Fm             Eb 
    and I'll tell you where to go 
Ab          C                       Fm       Eb 
    I can't see them when they're walkin' sideways 
    Db                      C    Db    C 
I don't know, I don't k-----now!!!!  

(oh,     oh,       oh,       sweet...) 
Come over to the sweet ones baby 
(ye----------ah           tell you where to...) 
And I'll tell you where to go 
(go------------------------) 
I can't see them when they're walkin' sideways 
Db                          C    Db    C    Db    C    Db    C 
I don't know, I don't know!!!!!!!!!