Note: If the Gm Bb A G# sounds kinda funky during the "All men are pigs" part,  
feel free to just play Gm Bb Cm Eb . 

   Gm  Bb            Cm  Eb 
La la la la la la la la la la 
(x4) 

G# Bb Cm 
         You are one of them: 
G# Bb Cm 
         Everything but femme 
G# Bb Cm 
         I won't be fooled again 
G#             Bb     Cm 
  You've got the same kinda specs as the sex of men 

G#    Bb      Cm 
I believe in Simone de Beauvoir 
G#    Bb       Cm 
I believe that life's a film noir 
G#      Bb       Cm 
I know the role that you play, so save your clichés 
G#      Bb 
I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say: 

Gm    Bb        Cm    Eb      Gm 
"I'm not typical, and Simone- 
     Bb         Cm   Eb 
You are just cynical! 
      Gm          Bb               Cm          Eb  
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. 
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb 
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical." 

             Gm  Bb A G#  Gm  Bb A G#  
All men are pigs, 
             Gm  Bb Cm Eb 
All men are pigs, 
                  Gm  Bb Cm Eb 
I've seen their tricks 

  Gm (hold) 
All men are pigs 


G# Bb Cm 
         My logic will prevail 
G# Bb Cm 
         So shut up, nightingale 
G#      Bb     Cm 
   This is no fairytale: every single male 
G#      Bb        Cm 
  That I've met 'till this day had a curly tail 

G#      Bb    Cm 
I believe it's a poo poo world 
G#      Bb    Cm 
Men deceive - That means you too, girl! 
G#      Bb    Cm 
So zip it up, Romeos. Listen Juliets: 
G#      Bb    
It's a form of foreplay when you hear them say: 


Gm    Bb        Cm    Eb      Gm 
"I'm not typical, and Simone- 
     Bb         Cm   Eb 
You are just cynical! 
      Gm          Bb               Cm          Eb  
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. 
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb 
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical." 

             Gm  Bb A G#  
All men are pigs 
             Gm  Bb A G#  
All men are pigs 
             Gm  Bb 
All men are pigs 
                  Cm  Eb 
I've seen their tricks 
               Gm   Bb 
They know the licks 
               Cm   Eb 
That get the chicks 

Gm (hold) 
All men are pigs 

All men but me 

Gm      Bb         Cm  Eb           Gm Bb Cm Eb 
"I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn 
    Gm      Bb             Cm  Eb          Gm Bb Cm Eb 
And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up" 
   Gm       Bb      Cm Eb         Gm 
Because I'm not typical, and Simone- 
     Bb         Cm   Eb 
You are just cynical! 
      Gm          Bb               Cm          Eb  
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. 
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb 
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical." 

             Gm  Bb Cm Eb 
All men are pigs 
             Gm  Bb Cm Eb 
All men are pigs 
             Gm  Bb 
All men are pigs 
                  Cm  Eb 
I've seen their tricks 
               Gm   Bb 
They know the licks 
               Cm   Eb 
That get the chicks 
             Gm 
All men are pigs 
                         Bb               Cm          Eb  
      (I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. 
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb 
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical.) 

Gm (hold) 
All men are pigs 
            Gm 
All men but me.