B 
Friendship is rare, do you know what im saying to you, 
G# 
Friendship is rare. 
B 
My derriere, when you find out much later that they 
G# 
Dont really care. 

A            E            B 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 
A            E            B 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 

B 
Oh shit there's a bear, could you hand me that shotgun buddy 
G# 
Also that chair? 
B 
We're fighting a bear, now your life's in great danger and you 
G# 
Don't even care. 

A            E            B 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 
A            E            B 
It's rare to me, cant you see. 

F#           A 
It's rare to me, 
F#           A 
Say a prayer for me, 
          F#       A      B         E    E  E4 
Cause its rare to me and Tenacious D 

B                                        Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb 
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand. 
B                                  Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb 
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band. 
B                                     C# 
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end. 

D# 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends. 
D# 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends. 

B                                        Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb 
Friends will be friends, they're running naked in the sand. 
B                                  Bb  B  Bb  B  Bb 
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band. 
B                                     C# 
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end. 

D# 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends. 
D# (acappella) 
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah.