Earwig

BPM: 125 

The verse pattern: 
   D             G 
e|---------------------------| 
B|-7--7---7---7--------------| 
G|-7----7---7---7------------| 
D|-7--------------5----------| 
A|-5--------------5----------| 
E|----------------3----------| 


[Verso 1]
 
     D                   G 
Your ears fell off in the parking lot 
     D                             G 
Your blood's still drippin', God, I hope it clots 
    D                     G 
You say you're okay but we know you're not 
     D                    G 
Your eyes went crossed do you see spots? 
 


[Pré-Refrão]
 
     Em                         Bm 
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 
  G                                 A 
I just might be hintin' that you'll feel a little ill 
    Em                Bm 
And I guess we've all learned a lesson 
      G               A 
And I guess we'll all get a little thrill 
 


[Verso 2]
 
     D                           G 
Your hands fell off and then your mind eroded 
     D                             G 
Your arms fell asleep and then your lungs corroded 
D                                  G 
Shoulders slumped forward then your heart exploded 
D                        G 
Looked pretty gross so we all got loaded 
 


[Pré-Refrão]
 
     Em                         Bm 
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 
  G                              A 
I just might be hintin' that you won't be around 
    Em                   Bm 
And you can go ahead and sell all your records 
       G                        A 
'Cause you got an appointment 6 feet underground, and 
 


[Refrão]
 
   F#m 
    You got an earwig 
   F#m 
    Crawling towards your brain 
   F#m 
    And you got an earwig 
   F#m 
The glorious pain 
A   A 
 


[Verso 3]
 
     D                      G 
Your mind went blank about a week ago 
     D                G 
Your hair fell out but you didn't know 
          D              G 
Ya' might wanna relax and take it slow 
            D                         G 
'Cause in a couple a' days you might begin to glow 
 


[Pré-Refrão]
 
      Em                         Bm 
Well, I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 
  G                              A 
I just might be hintin' that you may puke a lot 
    Em                    Bm 
And could ya' pay me that money ya' owe me 
           G              A 
Ya' know I really hate to put you on the spot 
 


[Refrão]
 
   F#m 
    You got an earwig 
   F#m 
    Crawling towards your brain 
   F#m 
    And you got an earwig 
   F#m 
The fashionable pain 
A   A 
 


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Outro 
      Em                         Bm 
Well, I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 
  G                                 A 
I just might be hintin' that you'll be a little ill 
    Em                Bm 
And I guess we've all learned our lesson 
      G               A 
And I guess we'll all get a little thrill 
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