Intro 
G F G Am G 

verse 1 
                Em 
Do I wanna be a dog? 
C                       G 
Any diddling male would do 
           D      C   G    D 
If I was a damned old dog 
  D7                    G 
I wouldn't be fussy for you 


verse 2 
                Em   D      Em 
Do I wanna be a housebroken dog 
    C                  G 
Eat better than an Indian 
                   D      C   G    D 
I don't wanna be a damned old dog 
  D7                         G 
I just wanna lick your chin again 


verse 3 
C                         D     F 
I thought that I could convince you 
                           C 
I thought that I could get through 
F                      G       Bb 
Chew out a hole in the fence you 
                         F 
Barked up between me and you 


verse 4 
C                     D    
Limping around in the moonlight 
                                       C 
Covering, covering, covering up what I did 
F                    G     Bb 
Words decompose all around me 
               F        G 
Nuisances I committed 


Verse 5 
                Em 
Do I wanna be a dog? 
C                   G 
Cut the heat out of me 
           D      C   G    D 
If I was a damned old dog 
  D7                  C          G 
I wouldn't have to goddamn human be