Intro: Bm G - A (2x)  
  

[Refrão]

Bm                                   G                         A 
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night 
Bm                                   G                         A 
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright 
Bm                                   G                         A 
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war 
Bm                                                G                      A 
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more 

Verse:  

Bm                                      G                      
Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" 
Bm                                  G                      
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" 
A                                G                    
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said 
A                   G                   F#7 (strum once) 
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" 


[Refrão]

So now, 
Bm                                       G                       A 
I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints 
Bm                                                G                         A 
I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every ten thousand points 
(I smoke two joints) 
Bm                                       G                   A 
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war 
Bm                                                G                      A 
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more 

Instrumental: Bm G A (4x) 

(Continue with the same chords) 

Verse: 

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" 
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" 
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said 
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" 

Chorus: 

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night 
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright 
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war 
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more 
A     Bb  Bm 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS 
                 G 
That's what I do 
A     Bb  Bm 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS 
                                         G 
Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning 
A     Bb  Bm 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS 
                                         G 
Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah 
A     Bb  Bm 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS 
                                                                   G 
Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework? 
A     Bb  Bm 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS 
                                     G 
I knew you were going to say that! 
A     Bb  Bm 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS 
A     Bb  Bm      G 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS 
                  G 
That's what I do! 
A     Bb  Bm 
SMOKE TWO JOINTS (End abruptly on Bm)